Nine bloody months I did this job...

[Maxx Power]

...and did I, ever, in that frigging nine months of playing mod after god-awful mod ever get an article, a f***ing article, on bloody www.planetdiablo.com? NO!

Middle Earth Mod Review
Wednesday, January 22, 2003, 14:29 | TheAcolyte |
Varaya and Khan's Diablo II: Lord of Destruction modification (v1.8) has been reviewed in an article recently added to The Phrozen Keep. The following is an excerpt.

First lets talk general. They got rid of that dusty old Cain. Good, I was tired of hearing his sense babbling about the how I astound him, and my ultimate purpose. Two Thumps up, way up. Now we get to listen to the timeless Gandalf the Gray tell me about the cube… Almost Everything has been slapped with a shade of Middle Earth Paint. Orclings, Amazon Chieftains, Wood Beasts, the Balrog of Morgoth, and Melkorohini's. Oh yah, and trolls, trolls till you puke (taken lightly of course). All the difficulty names are renamed, every super unique is renamed, every area in the game is renamed, and every boss is renamed. Few mods show this much color anymore.

He got quoted and everything? Why the hell is life so cruel to me? Why must I suffer within a world of pain and misery, whilst others around me revel in their creation? O mighty lord, giveth me peace, for i am but a simple man.

Right, I'll shut up now...

[Eisead]

I don't know what to say. Don't take it the wrong way and all, I mean some had to reveiw Ancients: TFW

So lets give Maxx a round for frigging nine months of playing mod after god-awful mod and never getting an article, a f***ing article, on Planetdiablo! 8)



By the Way...

The Next great mod review will be...............

Seasons After! v 3.20d (version d does not feature the amazon in testing)

[Phrozen Heart]

...and did I, ever, in that frigging nine months of playing mod after god-awful mod ever get an article, a f***ing article, on bloody www.planetdiablo.com? NO!

Just unlucky I guess. I seem to remember you had a few of your reviews mentioned in the Keep-related articles on PD though.

btw. Happy Birthday (well I missed it by an hour and a quarter but hell I'm close)

[jbouley]

Hey, WE love ya man!

Now, maybe if you had reviewed the Middle Earth mod instead of my stinkin' mod, you might have had your name in lights

[Maxx Power]

Thanks a lot guys. You sure know how to make a guy feel appreciated Judging by the fact no one posted up about how I was breaking TOS, I can see everyone's caught on to my strange and surreal brand of humour. I remember when I posted up a board about "Diablo mods are poor because...", and got flamed by half the board for it. Twas but a joke, my comrades! Anyway, thanks for the birthday. I got nothing but money, but I've got a digital radio on the way so I can listen to Total Rock whilst going to the land of beboes. Oh yeah, plus my mams gunna be paying my driving lessons for me once I get my provisional license.

Anyway, enough chit-chat, back to the mods!

[Olorin]

YOu should have tried diabloii.net.
But Happy Birthday, and money is better than presents, because you can buy what you want.

[Phrozen Heart]

YOu should have tried diabloii.net.

Even if the Keep did smoke their mods section but back to the subject

[Eisead]

Yes

I can see everyone's caught on to my strange and surreal brand of humour

Yes, Welcome to Mod Reviews, land of dry humor and bland jokes! Selling tickets for a limted time so order fast!

[Brother Laz]

Hehe, I got a mention too, for my Good Modder's Diary.

Ehehehehe.

[Phrozen Heart]

Think this one's drifting off topic a little...

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