Your Diablo Puns, Quotes, and Old Ramblings

[stingray]

Post any Diablo sayings you can think of! I will post all of them into which category they fall into. If your category doesn't exist I will add it. ( Don't post which topic it goes in though! )

Confessions of a Leech-Aholic
" If it has blood, you can kill it. " By, Stingray
" Aha, I just found the secret to killing! Leech Life, makes you invincible! * Starts Fighting a Skeleton * What? Why am I losing life? AHHHHHH! " By, Stingray
" Have you ever noticed those two globes that always go exactly where we go? They must be useless, lets smash em! * Bloods starts pouring out of globe * Need..... More.... Leech.... * Dead * " By, Stingray

Over Farmer's Anonymous
" Hey Ron, did you hear about that golden fig they have? They call it GF for short, it's quite good. GF? WHO STOLE MY GOLD FIND?! " By, Stingray

Barbarian Jokes
" If you want a barbarian to teleport, get leap. If you want a barbarian to teleport while attacking, get leap attack. If you want a barbarian to teleport quick, get Enigma... " By, Stingray
" Hey George, that sorceress Hannah just complimented me! What'd she say? She told me I was as smart as a rock! " By, Stingray

Blizzard Jokes
" A druid and a sorceress bragging about their skills in command of elements:
Druid: My Arctic Blast will blow you clear off!
Sorc: Ha, everyone knows Blizzard blows harder!Even Judy Collins. " By, Mentor

[Mentor]

A druid and a sorceress bragging about their skills in command of elements:
Druid: My Arctic Blast will blow you clear off!
Sorc: Ha, everyone knows Blizzard blows harder!Even Judy Collins.